this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
im six kinds of drunk right now
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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