New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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