So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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