Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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