I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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