some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
This gyro tastes like lonliness
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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