What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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