My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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