and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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