....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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