What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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