So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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