I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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