chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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