How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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