When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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