Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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