how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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