He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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