Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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