did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I currently don't understand fingers.
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