Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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