i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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