I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i would punch a child for taco bell
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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