so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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