Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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