pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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