Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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