He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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