on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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