i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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