what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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