when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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