Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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