He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
no you cant smoke seaweed
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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