if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
