How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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