Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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