i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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