the new term for farting is butt boxing.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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