Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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