Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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