I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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