You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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