And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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