p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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