im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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