with your own penis?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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