Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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