Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
