Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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