We should be called the Road Head Warriors
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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