You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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