so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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