Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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