Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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