...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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